Got some sweet publicity photos from my last interview. Feeling v. famous right now. What color Bentley should I buy?
Thanks to Lacey Johnson for the photos!
Thanks to that last post I now look forward to coming up in searches for “#ball licking.” Who would have though the New Yorker would be the culprit for the pervert-ization of my Tumblr?
From a sadly unpublished New Yorker cartoon.
Wow, I’ve accidentally become a high school jock. I actually dont feel bad about this…
Hey everyone I am basically world-famous now thanks to this interview w/ me from Ian Zelaya at Washington Jewish week. Can anyone recommend a limo driver for me to hire?
I was a victim of bullying yesterday. Some kids on a bus grabbed another kid’s textbook and flung it out the window while they were speeding past, which promptly smacked me on the arm hard. Textbook filled with sticky notes and annotations just smacked in to me out of nowhere.
Guys we have to stop this madness and end bullying, think of the victims you DONT see, the quiet victims like me.